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Misguided practice of sinister cultivation techniques: Slander! The problem lies with you all, not me!
by The sword flies in the stormy rain
This is a bizarre and mysterious world filled with various sinister cultivation methods. Once a person begins to cultivate, they will either undergo mild changes in appearance and temperament, descend into madness, or become a great elixir for evil beings to consume...Duan Yun, having transmigrated into this world, unexpectedly comes across a supreme elixir cultivation manual, the 'True Explanation of the Jade Sword.'To his surprise, he is a one-in-a-million cultivation genius who, unwittingly, …
The Ace Sniper Wife
by Fruit Bottle
She is a legend in the world of mercenaries.She is a myth in the realm of snipers.The queen of mercenaries in her previous life, betrayed by a trusted friend in a crisis, she lost her life.Reincarnated in her present life, she became a newbie lost in the bottom rung, only to rise to glory again!Assigned as a procurement officer? With a heavy burden on her shoulders, she can still take out the elites in a flash!Doubting her shooting skills? With one shot, she can make you pee in your pants!Trappe…
Mercenary King: Got Question? Ask My RPG!
by Just Like Water
There was a classic saying that prevailed in the era of thermal weapons."All fear comes from insufficient firepower."Don't believe?Looking at the muzzle of a cannon bigger than your head, and say it again?...Starting off by being kidnapped, in order to survive, Gao Guang was forced to become a member of a private military contractor.And thus, an unexpected legend began to unfold...Stallone from [First Blood]?Jason Statham from [The Expendables]?Keanu Reeves from [John Wick], the one who's best a…
All I Want Is You Baby (BoyXBoy)
by Ryu Sakurada
"I think that your brother is hotter than you. I'm leaving you"Kate Roberts, a high school student, is always referred as a 'good for nothing', while his twin sister Anna Roberts, is the queen of her class and is currently dating the hottest guy of the school, Brandon Johnson, who is often called the 'prince' of Kerlin County High. He is the best at everything he does. But suddenly, he dumps Anna, know the reason why? Check out the hottest and cutest love story, but it's just a bit different....…
The Pee Pee prophecy
by Chiamaka_Chizzy
This subtitle captures the essence of Kai's journey, hinting at the mysterious energy and the secrets that lie ahead.
The love we desp*sed
by Nightbride
She was too young to see it coming. It came too fast, too fast for a girl of her age. The shadow pounced on it's prey and shattered its joy. She was a pain, a raw pain. The person she had trusted ruined her_her dad.That night, she had sat on the porch listening to her dad yelling at her beautiful mom, it was not a new to her; it was always just shocking and terrifying to her.Her father's love had been very much smooth at the beginning that she thought life was a bed full of roses and no thorns, …
I pee pee’d in my pants lol
by ConsumeSoul
Pee pee poo poo jokes are funny I guess.
Jungle Lady and the City Dude
by Jurpat
2 brothers. Rich and affluent vampires. Both fell for the same girl, except she is a child of mother earth with powers and strength which makes her a force to be reckoned with.Ace and Hadwin Wagner met Astrid when she saved Hadwin's from an accident. Set in a fictional city of Anubia, with lush forests and city intertwined to form a prosperous country.A modern city where both humans and vampires live in relative harmony until a mutation threatens to ripple the balance. Will both brother still fi…
Worldwide Awakening: I Got Stronger If I Make Out With A Hot Girl
by 648
Bai Han crossed into the world of universal awakening. He awakened his talent in the beginning: Get stronger for making out.Effect one.Close contact with the target object for a specific length of time can give the object a random boost.Effect two.Close contact with the target object, grant a certain chance to extract the object's talent....Beginner short dagger, hold for one hour, attack power tripled? A brass treasure chest, moved home for a day, became a gold treasure chest?What? My talent is…
The Orphan’s Inheritance; Crimson Estate
by wilddreamer627
It all started with a deed to a mansion; Crimson Estate.————————————————//“W-Who are you?" Anya stammered with fear at the three men before herThe man in the center stepped forward. “Welcome home, Anya," he said with a deep voice.Her legs felt like they might give out beneath her. She had no idea who these men were, but one thing was clear—they had been expecting her. And they were anything but normal.They looked like they were in their late twenties, with glowing red irises that terrified her.T…
I went to the toilet and instead of peeing, I ended up having to shit.
by Spatzuka
A collection of thoughts made by me about the insecurity of my own self. Lamenting the fact that I am talentless and have no real ability to create a story that anyone can truly enjoy.In an attempt to change myself, I started out my little sneaky adventure to write down the story that has been crystallized inside of my mind.Whether its enjoyable or not, that's up for others to decide. I'm only telling the narratives after all. From here on out, I'll make little complain on just about every littl…
The Last Demon Slayer
by WolfsBane
A loud banging sound could be heard from the trunk of an old car that was parked inside an abandoned warehouse.The inhumane rocking of the car was accompanied by a muffled scream."Shhh... Be quiet..."One said as she slowly opened the trunk and pulled the poor lady out from it. The two suspicious characters that were wearing clown masks tied the poor lady in the middle of the floor where a big pentagram was scribbled."MSHGGSKKSSSSH!!!!"The poor lady made a desperate attempt to scream but it was t…
Cá trên trời
by MARIA22
Nội dung: Pee (thụ) cảm nắng thiên thần của trường (là con trai), nhưng bản thân chỉ mang dáng vẻ của một cậu nhóc mọt sách, vì thế mà so sánh người kia như cá trên trời. Pee cố gắng lột xác trở thành đẹp trai như trai Hàn Quốc, song lại gặp phải tình địch là Mork (công) - nam khôi khoa Y vừa giàu vừa đẹp trai. Hai người lúc nào cũng khắc khẩu. Thế mà chả hiểu sao thay vì tán được thiên thần thì lại bị người nào đó theo đuổi rồi cuối cùng trở thành người yêu của nhau luôn. Tóm lại tất cả chỉ là …